If we had a local or a team newspaper, the following headlines would appear as newsworthy of the last two weeks:
Six Inch Diameter Spider Climbs Johnson Table in Hopes of Getting a Bite!
CSB Parents' Day a Success, Complete with Football Win Over Local Club Nyahuka Hotspurs
Cow to Soon Join Johnson Side Yard Pasture
3 Successful Pizza Nights for Stevens Family
200 Chicks Growing Strong in Nearby WHM CSB Coop
Community Amazed at Stevens' Enormous Rhodesian Ridgeback Dog, Claiming it is a Cow
WHM Whitney Houston Memorial Night Especially Appreciated by the over 30s Crowd
New Record: Consistent Electricity for 8 days!
WHM Team Leader Suffers a Motorcycle Fall, but Recovers with Stitches and Antibiotics
First Ever Bundi to FP to Bundi Trip in 24 Hours on New Road
WHM Team Leader Baffled as Solar Inverter Catches Fire
Doggy Drama as Johnson Dogs Outsmart their Owners with Continual Escapes
WHM Bundi Team Hopeful about Two New Families Currently at WHM Assessment
80's Party Brings out the Wild Side of Team!